Chaos Scrapbook
📌 The Bookshelf Incident
She climbed the bookshelf because “I like to perch” and immediately got stuck. I was 2,000 miles away on FaceTime watching her like a chaotic gargoyle.
📌 The Enderpearl Disaster
“Please stop teleporting into solid objects.” Enough said.
📌 The Pink Salt Proposal
I tasted mystery witch dust. It was pink salt. She asked me to marry her on the spot.
Love Notes
🌿 Soft Note #1
You are the warmest part of every room, even when you’re 2,000 miles away.
🌿 Soft Note #2
Your chaos never scared me. It made the world feel alive again.